Always waste time when you don't have any.

SUPERWHOLOCKIAN

At the groceries store

deanisanactualprincess:

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(via the-sociopaths-have-the-bluebox)

wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

my friend is CONVINCED he is the one who brought on post limit. a few years ago he was reblogging a single picture as fast as he could as many times as he could and then the server crashed and ever since then people started hitting a post limit

its his fault we go through this

if you were wondering this is the image image

bUT IDK MAN I THINK THERE IS PLENTY OF FUCKIN REASON TO BE UPSET

(Source: standardgaydad, via fangirlofeverythingintheworld)

africant:

Shout out to Dijonay’s parents for naming all their kids after seasonings, spices and condiments.

(via the-sociopaths-have-the-bluebox)

t-r-i-p-p-y:

lillianloverly:

THIS IS A PSA

THIS APP IS CALLED SAFETREK AND IS ABSOLUTELY INVALUABLE TO ANYONE WALKING ANYWHERE WHERE THEY DONT FEEL SAFE

YOU ENTER YOUR INFO AND SET A PIN AND THEN WHENEVER YOU DONT FEEL SAFE, YOU HOLD DOWN THE BLUE BUTTON UNTIL YOU DO

ONCE YOU RELEASE THE BUTTON, YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO ENTER YOUR PIN, AND IF YOU DONT THE POLICE WILL BE NOTIFIED OF YOUR LOCATION AND DISTRESS CALL

I TRULY BELIEVE THIS APP CAN HELP SOMEONE OUT THERE SO PLEASE DOWNLOAD IT

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/safetrek/id716262008?mt=8

PEOPLE NEED TO SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS
THIS COULD SAVE LIVES

(via fangirlofeverythingintheworld)

fwips:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

Im fuckin furious 

(Source: chrisprattdelicious, via fangirlofeverythingintheworld)

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

abiromanticbisexual:

tomhiddlesun:

somewhatdorky:

letsgeekoutfandomstyle:

celestialcow:

Jack and the Doctor.

John and David.

doing the Doctor Who theme tune.

(listen here)

This is the first time this has appeared on my dash, this is unaceptable, I want this everyday.

Can we make this an always reblog yes or yes.

im pretty sure that is the first and only time the host has ever smiled on the show

John Barrowman you are Jack Harkness. 

WHEN THE BBC IS AWESOME AT CASTING AKA ALWAYS

You could put John Barrowman next to a puppy, and I’d probably pick John Barrowman.

(via a-love-for-the-doctor)

panicatthehowelllester:

phunkyvanspam:

supercalifraginatural:

nerfherdersftw:

I just.. THIS SENTENCE WILL IGNITE AND FUEL MANY DREAMS

I have scrolled down this about 5 times and it has almost made me cry every time omg

image

When they panned to Benedict crying, my heart cried

(Source: rubyredwisp, via gallifreyan-girl-and-her-doctor)

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