i want to wear your hoodies and stay up talking about the universe with you until 3 am and i want to hold your hand and kiss your face and hug you when im sad and have marathons of our favourite shows
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
Halloween is that time of year where you can leave the dead bodies laying on the lawn and everyone will think it’s decorations
moriarty is that you
So… I was giving some jelly to my cat
My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.
I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…
they are evolving
Penis and XY required to be man? False.
Only things required to be a man are:
Via Electric Lit.
sex education at its finest